Five Nights at Freddy’s Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is Looking to Hire!

Now days, jobs can be hard to find and hard to get. Sometimes, you just have to find that one place that has a high turn over rate and last until you find something better. If you are in this unfortunate boat, guess what, Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is looking to hire! They know they have a high turnover rate, but they still look for a few good people to fill the Night Shift Security Guard position. Can you survive Five Nights at Freddy’s?

If you feel you are up to the task, then it is time to take the plunge. Simply text Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza at 1-833-578-0158 (fees may apply) and follow the prompts. Yes and no answers will work best.

So what exactly happens when you text this number? Warning: Spoilers Below

Once I texted a ‘hello’ to the number, Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza responded with their job application and a request my name, birthdate, email, and zip code. My guess is this is to make sure I am over the age of 18. Since this is general information, I stupidly entered the details thinking, “I need this job.”

From there, I started the interview. I was told my options were extremely limited, but they were going to give me a shot.

First, I was told that this is for a Security gig and basic care for Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. I was sent a training video to watch, which, to be honest, did not hold high hopes for a quality job. I mean, it was very old-school and had a few bugs.

Second, after I watched the video, I was asked if I had been a security guard before. Since I have had that position in my life, I said yes. I figured why not tell them, it may help me get the job. The interviewer seemed rather excited with my answer but did tell me there is a high turnover rate. Being ok with the turnover rate, I decided to continue the interview.

Third, I was asked if I could stay awake during the night sift while never taking my eyes off the monitors. Seemed simple enough. I like to watch TV, so how difficult could it be to watch a couple of monitors. I responded with ‘Yes’. Again, I received a burst of excitement. I guess, people like me are hard to find, or they really needed to fill the position.

After being told not to mess with anything, I was asked to send a photo just in case they ever had to verify my identity. PICK A GOOD PHOTO. This will be with you for life haha. The photo is actually used to create a security badge Once I agreed to take the job, they sent me a picture of my security badge and welcomed me to the team.

The interview ended with a link on where to buy tickers to watch the new Five Nights at Freddy’s movie. Very fitting end to what is sure to be a great job.

If you want to apply for the security job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, text 1-833-578-0158

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